I know you’re probably expecting a flaming hyena…

April 16th, 2025

…but I just can’t. I’m laughing too hard right now.

(You may remember Ms. James for her prolonged legal battle against the NRA.)

Also, she’s only been “referred” for possible prosecution, not actually indicted yet. When the indictment comes up, I’ll get out the marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate, so I can make S’Mores over the bonfire of Letitia James and her political ambitions.

Happy BAG Day!

April 15th, 2025

You’ve still got time to go out and buy a gun for Buy a Gun Day.

Online orders count.

Just sayin’.

Obit watch: April 14, 2025.

April 14th, 2025

Mario Vargas Llosa.

Mr. Vargas Llosa was never fully enamored, however, by his contemporaries’ magical realism. And he was disillusioned with Fidel Castro’s persecution of dissidents in Cuba, breaking from the leftist ideology that held sway for decades over many writers in Latin America.
He charted his own path as a conservative, often divisive political thinker and as a novelist who transformed episodes from his personal life into books that reverberated far beyond the borders of his native country.
His dabbling in politics ultimately led to a run for the presidency in 1990. That race allowed him to champion the free-market causes he espoused, including the privatization of state enterprises and reducing inflation through government spending cuts and layoffs of the bloated civil service.
He led polls for much of the race, but was roundly defeated by Alberto Fujimori, then a little-known agronomist of Japanese descent who later adopted many of Mr. Vargas Llosa’s policies.

Jean Marsh, actress. NYT. Other credits include the good “Hawaii Five-O”, “The Eagle Has Landed”, and “See China and Die”.

Sun Sweat.

April 14th, 2025

The Suns are sweating.

As much as I prefer to quote local news sources, I can’t pass up the way the Post put it:

The Suns have fired head coach Mike Budenholzer after they finished with a 36-46 record, didn’t sniff a playoff-clinching top-six seed and missed the play-in tournament by three games.

AZCentral:

The Suns closed a disappointing 36-46 season on April 13 at Sacramento that began with championship expectations for the NBA’s first $400 million team with three max players in Devin Booker, Kevin Durant and Bradley Beal. It ended with Phoenix missing the playoffs for the first time since 2019-20.
Booker, Durant and Beal are due a combined $150 million this season.

Budenholzer coached for one season. He took over after Frank Vogel was fired.

Phoenix has been paying Vogel, who signed a five-year, $31-million deal.

Post:

It’s the third consecutive season that Phoenix has fired its head coach, as Monty Williams was canned after a 45-37 season the year before Vogel took over.

And ESPN, for the record.

Also fired: David Griffin, executive VP of the Pelicans.

You’ve gone down in flames, you tax-fattened hyena! (#146 in a series)

April 11th, 2025

Oh, New Jersey. Notable for the Joyce Kilmer Service Area…and corruption.

39 people were indicted today for their parts in what’s described as a “sweeping gambling case that was part of a two-year investigation that uncovered illegal operations in Woodland Park, Garfield, and Totowa that netted $3 million in illegal profits, the AG alleged.”

One of those people is George Zappola, who is allegedly a leader in the Lucchese Mafia family. Some other Lucchese captains and soldiers were also indicted.

Also indicted: a councilman from Prospect Park.

Prospect Park Councilman Anand Shah, 42, allegedly managed illegal poker games and ran an online sportsbook tied to four members of the mob family, New Jersey Attorney General Matthew Platkin alleged at a press conference in Newark on Friday morning.

More:

On Wednesday, cops raided four illegal poker clubs connected to the Lucchese family, two of which were run out of the backrooms of restaurants. They also searched a business in Paterson that was storing gambling machines and the homes of seven people who were allegedly managing the gambling operation.
The raid led officials to discover more poker clubs and dozens of people who hosted poker games, worked at the clubs, or managed bettors on an illegal online sportsbook on sites outside the US, Platkin said.

The websites allowed the mobsters to use the internet and technology to carry out the same criminal activities La Cosa Nostra had been doing the old-fashioned way since the 19th century, Platkin said.
Shah is charged with racketeering, conspiracy to promote gambling and money laundering and other charges for which he could face up to 20 years in prison if convicted on the top charge.

Whale sushi!

He is not accused of using his office to carry out the alleged crimes and is not accused of being a made member of the Mafia — but rather an associate of it, officials alleged.

This seems simultaneously small-time and stupid. How much money can there be in the “rake” from poker games? And with the existence of actual real sportsbooks that advertise constantly on television, who uses a Mob sportsbook? People who can’t get an account with a legal one? What percentage of the market is that?

Obit watch: April 11, 2025.

April 11th, 2025

I missed this, and it hasn’t been reported in the usual places I check. I only know about it thanks to a story in the Rap Sheet.

Ken Bruen, the great Irish mystery writer, passed away on March 29th.

My late lamented friend Willie Siros (of the late lamented Adventures in Crime and Space) gave me an advance reading copy of The Guards because he thought I might like it. I loved it. It was something new and stunning and frankly brutal, especially the ending. I haven’t gone back to the Jack Taylor books since, though, and I don’t know why, other than not having enough time to read everything. But with a hard stop in place, now I can catch up.

I’ve read A Fifth of Bruen (and I have the promotional Zippo that was issued with it). You can see the Jack Taylor in these early stories, but you can also see more depth to Bruen. For example, one of the stories is a very gentle mainstream story about a couple dealing with the birth of a child with Down syndrome.

Bruen was, to my mind, a good and underappreciated writer, whose death leaves a hole.

Also by way of the Rap Sheet, also among the dead, and also no obit in the usual places: Robert McGinnis, artist. Quoting from his obit:

Bob was one of the most prolific illustrators of the 20th century. It’s likely you have seen one or more of his artwork images somewhere. They appeared in magazines such as The Saturday Evening Post, National Geographic, Good Housekeeping, McCall’s, Reader’s Digest and Guideposts; on very many book covers (especially paperback books, spanning many genres, from Detective to Mystery to Gothic to Historical Fiction to Romance to Fantasy); in the form of personal-project paintings that included many Old West scenes; and also on movie posters for culturally significant movies (and also on soundtrack album covers). In our biased opinion, Bob was the very best of the James Bond/007 artists, having created exciting images for the posters for movies such as Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, Casino Royale (parody movie), and Live and Let Die.

Not exactly an obit, but this is a swell…tribute? to John Taffin from the Revolver Guy blog.

Firings watch.

April 8th, 2025

Michael Malone out as head coach of the Denver Nuggets. Also gone: general manager Calvin Booth.

Malone went 471-327 in ten seasons as coach. There are three games left in the NBA regular season, and Denver is in fourth place in the Western Conference.

More from ESPN, which is spinning Booth’s termination as “not extending his contract” rather than a firing.

BAG Day is coming!

April 8th, 2025

We’re a week away from April 15th, National Buy a Gun Day.

Can you feel the excitement? Because I sure can. You’ve got a week to make your BAG Day plans. (And complete your taxes, too.)

Am I buying anything this year? The answer is…probably not. And the reason for that is the best reason in the world: I spent my gun budget in Tulsa this past weekend.

Yes, it’s very nice. I will post photos when I can get to them in the queue.

If I hadn’t blown my gun budget for the next few months, there is something I am really excited about: Smith and Wesson just announced a new lever gun in their 1854 series…

…chambered in .45-70 Government.

Both Mike the Musicologist and I have been looking for guns in .45-70, and the S&W seems to be competitively priced with the newer Marlins. MSRP from S&W is $1399 for the synthetic stock model, and $1499 for the walnut one.

I don’t just say this because I am an unabashed S&W fanboy: the 1854 in .45-70 seems to me to be a genuinely exciting package. I expect it will take a month or so to trickle down the production chain to retail, but I plan to ask my local gun shop on Saturday about getting one.

This one goes out to pigpen51.

April 8th, 2025

We run a full service blog here. And this time, we remembered to stop and get photos on our way out of town.

Even better, the weather on Monday was actually nice, after dealing with cold, rain, and overcast from Wednesday night through Sunday night.

Interestingly (well, to me) the Billy Sims Barbecue we went to on our last trip has moved. The new location replaces a shabu-shabu place that both Mike the Musicologist and I liked. And it looked like whatever went in where the old location was has also closed.

But: they did take the statue with them. There’s a large empty plinth in front of the old location, though. I’m not sure what you can do with an empty plinth, other than put a replacement statue on it. But given there’s nothing at that location right now…

Travel update.

April 6th, 2025

Travel day tomorrow for the return, so probably light blogging unless someone important dies or something major happens.

In the meantime, Atlanta won Friday night. There are now no teams that can go 0-162, but the Braves are 1-8, for a .111 winning percentage. Projecting that out over the season, it comes out to 136 losses.

Our trip has been successful, but we did end our day early. Not so much out of exhaustion (at least for me) but because people started packing up around noon. While we didn’t see everything, we came closer than we did last year and probably could have seen it all, except by 2:15 PM diminishing returns had set in: there were so many empty tables and so many people packing and leaving that we decided it wasn’t worth it to explore the rest of the unexplored country.

While I don’t like discussing other people’s purchases, I will say that our VRBO could also now be known as the Winchester Mystery House. I will also say, at some point, folks will see the return of another one of this blog’s peculiar obsessions.

Your loser update: April 4, 2025.

April 4th, 2025

Still on the road, but have time to get in a quick one.

MLB teams that still have a chance to go 0-162:

Atlanta Braves

Atlanta, which I’ve always thought to be a generally good team, is 0-7 right now. But it looks like they play the Marlins tonight, and are pretty heavy favorites.

Nothing more than silliness.

April 3rd, 2025