I don’t care how good looking you are, or how handsome you think you are.
I don’t care how lonely you are after your divorce.
I don’t care how beautiful the bikini model is, or what her cup size is.
Don’t check luggage that belongs to other people.
Because the best thing that can happen to you is that they’ll find the cocaine hidden in the suitcase, and you’ll wind up doing hard time in an Argentinian prison.