Important safety tips.

If you are planning to go into the offices of a financial advisor armed with a gun, it is a good idea to load the gun first.

It is also a good idea to leave the wine glass and wine bottle in the car; you know, so you have both hands free to load the damn gun.

Lawrence points out that Triton Financial, the firm in question, has a somewhat interesting history. (See also.)

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2 Responses to “Important safety tips.”

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