They tried to kill him with a coffee mug…

Yeah, I’m stealing one from Weer’d and his “Gun Death?” files. I just like this one too much.

A high-ranking umpire on the U.S. professional tennis circuit arrested Tuesday in New York allegedly bludgeoned her 82-year-old husband to death with a coffee mug in Woodland Hills and then tried to make it look like he fell down the stairs, authorities said.

  1. Must have been some damn coffee mug. I have some pretty hefty ones, but not any that I’d try to bludgeon someone to death with.
  2. We must ban DEADLY ASSAULT COFFEE MUGS FOR THE CHILDREN!

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