For Lawrence.

A 6-foot-long, 25 pound “Nile monitor lizard” is on the loose in a small town near Colorado Springs.

Sheriff Mike Ensminger said that the lizard has not been reported to have bitten anyone, but that it could become aggressive, and those with pets and children should be cautious.

Carry your damn guns, people.

(What gun for lizard?)

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2 Responses to “For Lawrence.”

  1. Lawrence Person says:
    July 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    “Coming soon to the SyFy channel…NILEACONDA!”

  2. stainles says:
    July 18, 2012 at 7:02 am

    I’d watch that.