Whipped Cream Difficulties

There are two things that amuse me about the NYPD’s secret “Newark, New Jersey Demographics Report”:

1. The number of “Identified Locations” that are fried chicken places. “Newark Fried Chicken”. “Kansas Fried Chicken”. “Utah Fried Chicken”. Utah Fried Chicken? “Detroit Fried Chicken and Pizza”: hey, mad props for diversification. “Chicken Holiday”? Not much of a holiday for the chicken after you cut it up and fry it, is it?
2. The NYPD managed to find the Dunkin Doughnuts (page 52). The jokes, they just write themselves.

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