I’m not sending this one to my great and good friend Weer’d Beard because…well…
A man died after a forklift hit him at a construction site in north Houston Wednesday morning.
…I’m not sure if he’s familiar with Staplerfahrer Klaus or “they tried to KILL him with a FORKLIFT“, and I don’t want to try to explain those references when I’m sending email from the phone.
(Also, I’ve been flooding his queue with “gun” death stories recently, so I figure I’ll give him a break.)