Because I live for his happiness.
- The 75 MPH speed limit bill has passed both houses and is headed to the Governor’s desk for his signature. (Previously, and not 100% related.)
- Dennis Kucinich is losing his district due to redistricting, and is considering making a run for a seat in Washington State. This is not at all a transparent attempt to justify linking to this post. Not at all. We have standards here.
- Kelly Clarkson will be performing live at the new Microsoft store in the Houston Galleria on June 25th. This actually doesn’t have a damn thing to do with anything Lawrence cares about, except possibly the phrases “epic failure” and “you’re doing it wrong”.