Dear Sven Alstrom…

…I live in Austin, Texas.

Spamming the comments in my blog with posts about your campaign for a City Commission seat in Lawrence, Kansas is a bad idea for the following reasons:

  1. I’m not going to vote for you, since I don’t live in Lawrence, Kansas.
  2. The vast majority of my readers aren’t going to vote for you, since they don’t live in Lawrence, Kansas.
  3. Any of my readers who do live in Lawrence, Kansas won’t vote for you anyway because you are a spamming scumbag. Let me repeat that: Sven Alstrom is a spamming scumbag.
  4. If you keep spamming my blog comments, I will be going to your ISP, Hostgator, and I will be asking them to shut your site down.
  5. Is there any word in what I just said that you have trouble understanding?

Hugs, kisses, and die in a fire Sven Alstrom you spamming scumbag. Sincerely, your friends at sportsfirings.com.

P.S. Strongly worded message follows.

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3 Responses to “Dear Sven Alstrom…”

  1. Bob says:
    March 7, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    http://www2.ljworld.com/chats/2011/mar/07/sven-alstrom/#comments

    He’s been getting slammed for this since he announced his candiacy. Read the comments on his online chat.

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