Sorry this is late. I wanted to hold off until this morning so I could work in the NBA loser update as well. Tragically, everyone at this point has won at least one game (yes, even the Rockets and Clippers).
So, NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:
Buffalo
In other news, do you hear that noise? The noise of drums? The constant drumbeat, pounding, pounding? “Fire Wade!” “Fire Brad!” “Fire Wade!” “Fire Brad!” The natives are restless.
Edited to add: Breaking! The natives have apparently gotten a sacrifice! More on this as it develops!