The time for the State Fair of Texas has come around again.
And with that, the time for fair food! Especially fair food on a stick!
You can read a local news story from Fox Houston here, which covers some of the new items.
Or you can go to the State Fair of Texas web site and read a more comprehensive guide.
There’s nothing in the local news article that makes me gag. Except maybe the name “crookie”, and that’s still better than “cronut”. As for the fair’s website, only the “Fat Bacon Pickle Fries” trip my gag reflex. Though I will say to the inventors of the “Lay’s® Potato Chip Drink”: “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” I’m also not wild about the “Hot Cheetos® Korean Corn Dog”.
Also, what’s the thing with “street corn”?
And I kind of want a “Milton’s Giant Amish Doughnut” right now.
Wasn’t “Cheeseception” the title of Christopher Nolan’s abandoned sequel? And isn’t the “Beso de Angel” really just a re-structured ChocoTaco?