Breaking the law, breaking the law…

I think this is a rare example of a headline that does not comply with Betteridge’s law of headlines.

Should You Hug a Sloth?

Obviously, the answer to that question is, “Yes, and you should ignore the joyless fun suckers who want to suck all the fun out of life.”

The number of those U.S.D.A.-licensed exhibitors almost doubled from 2019 to 2021, with over 1,000 sloths inspected annually in the last two years.

It must be fun to tell people at parties, “I’m a sloth inspector.”

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