That’s your problem, right there…

A retired F.B.I. agent in Texas has been indicted on fraud charges and accused of conning a woman out of $800,000 by convincing her that she was on “secret probation” for drug crimes and needed to pay him and an accomplice for their work to “mentor” and “supervise” her, federal prosecutors said on Friday.

I’m sure he would have gotten away with it, too, if only he had told her she was on “double secret probation“.

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