I generally recommend to folks that they observe the holiday in the traditional way; get drunk and storm a prison.
Apologies for the lack of other content. Today is a travel day. And a certain bag-loving airline has temporarily misplaced my bag.
More later.
Did said bag contain any checked weapons?
No, there were no checked weapons in the bag.
I have been informed that said bag was found and delivered to the front desk of the hotel. I have not gone to pick it up yet, as they delivered it last night while I was sleeping, and I have only now just awakened.