“It is actually very difficult to overdose on Vitamin D, but two million IU a day is a good start.”
By way of Lowering the Bar.
Edited to add: Quote of the day #2.
“Right off the bat you know this is not your usual capital case in that the defendant’s middle name is neither ‘Wayne’ nor ‘Dale,’ which standing alone is probably enough to support a claim of actual innocence.”
(Via The Volokh Conspiracy.)