This is an actual ESPN headline:
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary. May the dead rest peacefully, and may the survivors recover and find peace as well.
Recent firings that I missed over the past few days:
Brian Polian out in Nevada, though this is being spun as “by mutual agreement”. The team was 23-27 over his four years, and 5-7 this year.
Ron Caragher out at San Jose State. 19-30 in four seasons, 4-8 this year.
As the only person dead after the Ohio State attack was Stabby McJihadi getting dirt-napped by police, I have no desire for him to rest peacefully.
Perhaps I was insufficiently clear: I was referring to the Brazilian soccer team that was wiped out in the plane crash, not Stabby McJihadi, who can burn in Hell as far as I’m concerned.