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Your MLB loser update.

Sunday, September 29th, 2024

The NFL loser update won’t post until Tuesday. (0-3 Tennessee plays the early Monday night game.)

But the MLB season mostly wrapped up today.

How did the White Sox do?

Shockingly well down the stretch. They swept the LA Angels Tuesday-Thursday of last week, and won two out of three against the Detroit Tigers (who ESPN had as heavy favorites for all three games). Where was this team earlier in the season?

But they did manage to drop one to Detroit, and you know what that means…

…their final record was 41-121, breaking the mark set by the 1962 Mets, and making them arguably the worst team in the modern (1901 and later) era of baseball.

“arguably”? Well, 121 losses in a season is a record. But 41-121 works out to a winning percentage of .253. That comes in fifth on Wikipedia’s list of worst MLB teams if you sort by percentage. Ahead of the Sox are:

  • The 1916 Philadelphia Athletics, .235 (36-117)
  • The 1935 Boston Braves, .248 (38-115)
  • The 1962 Mets, .250 (40-120)
  • The 1904 Washington Senators, .252 (38-113)

Since the 20th century, the number of games in a Major League Baseball season has remained relatively consistent, with each team playing between 150 and 162 games. From 1920-1960, each team in the American League and National League played 154 games a season. In 1961, each American League team played a 162-game schedule. In 1962, the National League teams also added eight games to the schedule. Each of the 30 MLB teams today continues to play a 162-game schedule.

So what’s the best way to determine the worst? Sheer number of losses, which puts the 2024 Sox at the top of the heap? Or does it make more sense to use winning percentage, which evens out the fluctuations cased by the variable number of games per season over the past 123 years, and by some games being cancelled and not made up? (If you notice, none of those numbers adds up to 154 or 162. I haven’t looked at the other records, but as I understand it, one of the 1962 Mets games was a tie, so it should be 40-120-1, and one was rained out and not made up.)

I don’t know. But I think in any case, the achievement of the 2024 White Sox is worth celebrating, even if they didn’t remove all doubt about who is really the worst. There’s always next year.

Fun with snack food!

Sunday, September 29th, 2024

I could take this over to Lawrence’s, but I have two very good reasons not to.

One, Lawrence would tell me “Get this s–t out of my house.”

Two, I can post it here, where perhaps a handful of people who were on old school USENET will get a small chuckle (maybe) out of it. Heck, for all I know, he might even show up in the comments.

(“One of his better-known works is the typography for Philip K. Dick’s novel Gather Yourselves Together.”)