Took kids to a dinosaur park. At souvenir shop, Liam was eyeing a paint set.
Clerk: Great choice! I did that triceratops.
Me: That’s really excellent, how do you say in Japanese, dry brushing?
Clerk: *startles*
Clerk: 40k?
Me: Fantasy.
Clerk: The Emperor protects, bro.— Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) December 28, 2021
Explained:
Two men having a chance encounter in the presence of art supplies discovered they had a mutual interest in painting fantastic army men despite being born approximately 8 time zones and 14 time zones away from where those army men are from, respectively.
— Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) December 29, 2021
Runner-up:
And from Liam (4 years old) demonstrating that the only important thing in art is picking up the brush: pic.twitter.com/LfwOzqm06c
— Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) December 29, 2021