Col. Cooper, call your office, please.
Scout rifles. You know, for kids. Seen at Cabela’s over the weekend.
(Okay, technically, it isn’t a true Scout rifle. Beyond the fact that it is a toy gun, it is also lever action, while a true Scout would be a bolt gun. Cooper discussed the possibility of a lever action Scout, but I believe he considered that a pseudo-Scout. Also, I’m not clear what “caliber” it is “chambered” in. On the other hand, it probably does make weight and length for a Scout, and it does have the Scout style “scope” and mount…)
(Semi-related stupid. By way of Mike the Musicologist.)
Speaking of semi-related stupid, I could spend a lot of time and effort, and increase my blood pressure, by going after the latest stupid statement about guns from Art “Dammit” Acevedo.
But I don’t have to, because Lawrence sent me this handy Twitter thread that does the same thing.
Hey fuckface, you know what might have saved your Sgt.? Putting this piece of shit away before it came to this. But nope, you’re gonna bloviate on tv about how this turd ignored allllllllll the other laws but DEFINITELY would have obeyed one more gun law. Mmmmk. pic.twitter.com/OviDEfPKS7
— I Am Leah (@Bossy_Leah) December 10, 2019
But of course Art’s department was busy executing innocent civilians.
Speaking of the elusive MtM:
I wanted to title this “The Hat Squad”, but I got the picture back, and…where’s my hat? Obviously, I had it on in the other photo, but why wasn’t I wearing it in this one? And what did I do with it?