Do you have a spare $1.7 million lying around? Or can you get a mortgage for that amount? Zillow says the payments would be around $6,900 a month (20% down, 30 year fixed).
What are you getting for that amount?
Welcome to the Terrazzo dell’Infinito!
Or, in other words, the Infinity Terrace.
Take a step into this Tuscan sanctuary and be whisked off to the Old World.
It’s not just an infinite terrace, it’s a sanctuary. From what, I’m not clear. Certainly not the cares of the world, if you have to come up with $7,000 a month for 30 years to pay for it.
Enjoy the stylish Italian warmth with hints of royalty.
“hints of royalty”. I think you can get that in spray bottles; a spritz here, a spritz there, and pretty soon your home smells like Henry VIII.
The attention to detail was paramount during this design.
But apparently not in the writing of this blurb.
Relish in the tranquility of the grounds that provide multiple seating areas and a pool flanked by statues and lush foliage.
I don’t much like relish myself, but I guess if that’s your thing, “multiple seating areas” (as opposed to just dragging a lawn chair over), a pool, and lush foliage might make the relish taste better. Nothing like throwing some dogs on the grill next to your $1.7 million home.
This property is truly captivating, unmatched by its beauty.
Meh.
This isn’t simply a home-it’s a lifestyle.
Specifically, a criminal lifestyle. You see, this isn’t just any old Tuscan-style home: this is former Democratic state Senator and now convicted felon Carlos Uresti’s house.
He appealed the convictions, but told the court yesterday he does not have the money to continue paying for his attorney. Uresti asked a judge to appoint Michael McCrum, who represented him at trial, as his appellate lawyer at state expense.