Archive for December 4th, 2012

Darden, Darden, Darden…

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

The Olive Garden, Red Lobster and LongHorn Steakhouse parent lowered its profit and revenue projections for the quarter ended Nov. 25, blaming sour promotions in its eateries, Superstorm Sandy, its purchase of the Yard House USA chain and even its efforts to mitigate the coming costs of healthcare reform, also known as “Obamacare.”

Also blamed: global warming and the vertical integration of the broiler industry.

Mostly, though, we’re using this as a transparent excuse to link to the legendary tale of Red Lobster and the all-you-can-eat crab fiasco. It nearly put the chain out of business, but it also has provided us with laughs for the past decade.

TMQ watch: December 4, 2012.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

We apologize for the lateness of this post. We are dealing with some personal issues that put us a little behind this afternoon.

Let’s just go ahead and jump into this week’s TMQ. Before we get started, though, we’d like to note something that strikes us as unusual: there is no mention of Jovan Belcher or Saturday’s events in this week’s column. We don’t think TMQ is the type of person who would say “Everyone else has said it better, so there’s no point in my saying it”, so his silence strikes us as unusual.

After the jump…

(more…)

Your Austin nightclub trial update.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

(Previously.)

Another one down, another one down, another one bites the dust:

Nizar Hakiki pleaded guilty Monday afternoon to a single count – transferring a firearm used in a violent crime and aiding and abetting – according to court documents obtained by the American-Statesman. He’d been set to go to trial this week.

(Aren’t those actually two different charges? How did he plead to a single count?)

Well said, sir.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

(That second photo was taken by my mother with her camera.)

(Biographical information on J. Frank Dobie from the Handbook of Texas Online.)

(Interestingly enough, both Webb and Dobie are buried in the state cemetery, but Roy Bedichek, the third member of the group, is buried elsewhere. It isn’t unusual, as we will see, for the cemetery to have monuments for people who are buried elsewhere, but as far as I can tell there’s none for Bedichek. And for those of you outside of Austin who aren’t aware of the significance of Webb/Dobie/Bedichek, here’s a nice article on the state cemetery website that explains it all for you.)