Archive for January, 2012

That’s not a lawsuit. This is a lawsuit.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

The Belle Meade Country Club (near Nashville) is being sued by a former chef for discrimination.

The twist? He claims he was discriminated against because he’s…Australian.

The chef, Richard Jones, alleges that his boss, an executive sous chef, made numerous comments about Australia being undeveloped and backwards, and about its people being “unrefined,” according to Greenberg.

It is incomprehensible to me how anyone could discriminate against Australians. The couple of Australians I’ve met have been among the nicest people in the world. It would be like kicking a puppy.

Anyway, if this is true, I hope Mr. Jones gets all that he is seeking in damages, and uses the money to open a nice restaurant (barbecued shrimp optional).

Should have been a doctor.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

More specifically, I guess I should have been a hand surgeon.

For those of you previously unfamiliar with the saga of Dr. Michael Brown, you can find a good introduction here.

The latest development? According to the HouChron, Dr. Brown was spending $60,000 a month on strippers (between, at least, December 2010 and August 2011).

Now, that sounds bad, but let’s think this through. An average month has 30 days, so that’s really just $2,000 a day. And according to the article, he was paying four strippers, so that’s really $500/day/stripper, which doesn’t sound too bad. (I guess, like everything else, strippers are cheaper when you buy in bulk.)

(Please forgive me for not linking to anything related to “Stacy Shey”, but, once again, my journalistic obligations have to take a back seat to the limitations imposed by writing these posts at work.)

Edited to add: Let’s give this some thought. Assume a construct called a “stripper-day” (similar to a “man-month“); that is, the equivalent of the “services” of one stripper for one “day”. We don’t have a clear idea from Dr. Brown of what a “day” constitutes, but I’m going to assume 8 hours; that gives each stripper a shift, plus a shift for a “backup” stripper. You know, just in case one of the primary strippers is on vacation, has a sick kid, or two strippers are needed for a proper game of Pinochle. (So one “stripper-day” = one stripper for 8 hours, two for 4 hours, 8 for an hour each, etc.)

So working on the $500/stripper-day figure and the assumptions above, we’re looking at an hourly rate of $62.50. Which doesn’t sound like bad money. Of course, we can assume the strippers are independent contractors, so their health insurance/retirement/work expenses (such as high heels) have to come out of that $62.50/hour. On the other hand, we can figure that the strippers are young and in good health, so their health insurance rates are probably low.

Question: would $62.50/hour be pretty much the standard going rate everywhere? I suspect that in NYC and LA the rate might be much higher; then again, in larger cities there may be more competition, which would tend to drive down rates.

Question: are strippers fungible? I suspect so, at least within a certain general subset of physical characteristics (some of which are under the stripper’s control, such as hair color and bust size).

This sounds like a subject for the Freakonomics guys.

Holy Cow. (Part 2)

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

I suspect this is also going to be in “win the lottery” territory, but wouldn’t you like to be able to tell people, “Yes, my Swiss Army Knife has one terabyte of storage.“?

I know I would.

An idiot in the heartland.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

A. G. Sulzberger is covering the Midwest for the NYT.

A.G. Sulzberger is a vegetarian.

A.G. Sulzberger wrote a piece for the NYT food section about how hard it is to be a vegetarian in the Midwest.

So, yes, I’ve “eaten” at some of these famous restaurants. There was the meal at the Golden Ox steakhouse (baked potato), Stroud’s fried chicken (rolls) and Arthur Bryant’s barbecue, where, searching for vegetarian options on the menu, skipping over the lard-bathed French fries, pausing to consider the coleslaw, I ordered the safest option (a mug of Budweiser).

So, you’re a vegetarian, and you went to a steakhouse, a fried chicken restaurant, and the single greatest restaurant in the world (according to Calvin Trillin, anyway). Good planning, guy.

I never liked meat. And when I learned, while eating a burger at the cafeteria of the American Museum of Natural History at age 5, that “meat” was actually a euphemism for — and even dedicated carnivores hate being reminded of this — muscle, I felt my preference had received a hearty endorsement from common sense.

“Common sense” my ass. And as a dedicated carnivore, I’m no more bothered by the fact that meat is muscle than Mr. Sulzberger seems to be by the fact that tofu is coagulated soy milk.

This is the kind of thing that makes me not just agree with Anthony Bourdain, but wish that Mr. Bourdain and Mr. Trillin meet up with Mr. Sulzberger face to face one day and have a frank and open exchange of views.

(I do love the caption on the photo at the top of the article, though.)

Legal update.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

We previously noted the Supreme Court taking arguments in the case of Juan Smith. Mr. Smith was convicted of five murders, but the prosecution failed to turn over exculpatory evidence to his lawyers.

Yesterday, the Court overturned Mr. Smith’s conviction on an 8-1 vote, with Clarence Thomas dissenting.

TMQ Watch: January 10, 2012.

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

One of our all time favorite “Bloom County” strips:


(Click to embiggen.)

Why are we linking to that? This week’s TMQ, after the jump…

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Hue! Hue! Hue!

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Hue Jackson out as head coach of the Oakland Raiders.

One season, 8-8.

Random notes: January 10, 2012.

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

This NYT story pushes several hot buttons for me. First of all, there’s the whole 1925 diphtheria story, which I vividly remember reading about as a kid. (I wish, though, I could remember the title of the book.)

Secondly, there’s the whole survival/preparedness angle. What do you do when it is 39 below zero, you’re out of heating oil, and they won’t be able to make a delivery for another three months?

Mr. Evans said Nome could resort to flying in fuel through hundreds of small shipments but that shipping costs alone would be more than $3 per gallon. Fuel here already approaches $6. Conservation can only go so far.

(I wonder if they could use KC-130 tankers to fly in fuel, if it came to that.)

Finally, there’s the whole Coast Guard icebreaker situation. There’s apparently only one purpose-built Arctic icebreaker, the Healy, and that’s a medium-duty icebreaker that’s having difficulties clearing a path. The Coast Guard’s two heavy icebreakers aren’t available; one has gone into retirement, and the other is under repair for at least the next two years. I seem to recall reading about the icebreaker gap somewhere prior to this, but I can’t recall where.

On a hotter (in more ways than one) note, by way of Overlawyered, we learn of the lawyers gone wild of Vero Beach, Florida. The inciting incident in this case appears to be the conduct of Ronald Rider, who apparently offered former clients money to write letters to the judge asking for leniency. Rider also apparently got the judge rather upset by refusing to release $35,000 being held in trust for his former clients.

But the real reason I’m linking this story comes towards the bottom, where the activities of Mr. Rider’s “very high maintenance” wife Wendy are outlined.

Her stage name in the modeling business is “Muscle Barbie” and her 80-photo portfolio on the Model Mayhem website is revealing. Pictures which pop up from a Google search for “Wendy Rider” show Rider nude, topless, near-nude or – at best – clad in tiny bikini bathing suits or skimpy lingerie. Her nipples and other body parts show prominent piercings.

(I apologize. My failure to link to the Google search results is due to the fact that I am writing this on my lunch break at work.)

(Edited to add: Now that I am back at home, on my own network, I can safely link to the Google image search results for “Wendy Rider”. I would like to note, for the record, that I link to these only in the spirit of journalistic inquiry and a healthy respect for the facts, not out of any prurient interest in Ms. Rider or her assets.)

(I did go over to the Mix Masta B website to see if I could find the calender. It looks like it has been replaced by the 2012 one, of course, which does not feature Ms. Rider. (ETA: Here you go.) Also, I do not recommend going over to the Mix Masta B website if you are prone to seizures or break out in a rash when looking at MySpace pages. I do, however, appreciate Mr. B’s support for law enforcement.)

Dear Warren St. John.

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

I really liked Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer. I thought it was a swell book, not just about Alabama football, but about the nature of fandom in general.

I notice that since that book was published, Alabama has won two national championships. The University of Texas has won one.

Question: do you think you could do a book about Texas football?

Holy cow.

Monday, January 9th, 2012

Unless I win the lottery sometime soon (and that would require buying a ticket) I won’t be purchasing a Nikon D4.

However, the idea of a camera with built-in wired Ethernet boggles my mind. (The WiFi add-on seems kind of nifty too, especially for the automation it offers. But at $6,000 for the camera, it seems to me to be something that should have been included rather than an extra cost option.)

(Hattip: Les Jones.)

Odd things found on the Internet.

Monday, January 9th, 2012

I honestly do not remember how I ran across this; if I can ever reconstruct the path, I’ll post an appropriate hattip.

Anyway, did you know that there were “Minnie Pearl Fried Chicken” restaurants in the late 1960s – early 1970s? And one of the people behind them was a Tennessee politician with the classic name John Jay Hooker?

“What really happened to Minnie Pearl Fried Chicken?”

Cahiers du cinéma: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Monday, January 9th, 2012

Here are my total lack of qualifications for reviewing this movie:

  • I have not read this, or any of the Stieg Larsson books. I have heard people I trust say they’re great. I have heard people I trust say they are awful and overrated. I have heard people I trust say they may have been better in the original Swedish, but Larsson was poorly served by his English translators. My mother wanted to see this because she tried to read the book and couldn’t get more than 20 pages into it.
  • I have not seen any of the Swedish movie adaptations of the books.
  • I’m way behind in my David Fincher. I liked “Se7en“, but haven’t seen anything since. I missed “Zodiac” when it was in the theater (I really should get the DVD), and I have “Fight Club” on (the extra-special) DVD, but haven’t watched it yet. I had no interest in “The Social Network“, and I heard strongly negative things about “Benjamin Button“.

All that aside, I thought “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” was a solid 3 – 3 1/2 star movie. I didn’t feel like I spent my $7 in vain, and the actual movie going experience was pleasant enough. (Of course, not everyone is lucky enough to have the Alamo Drafthouse.)

I did have a few quibbles and problems with the movie. I’m going to put those after a jump, even though I’m going to try to avoid major spoilers (there may be some minor ones).

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