The Unix-Haters Handbook (which I am proud to say I own a physical copy of) is now available for free download.
(Hattip: Unix tool tip.)
Archive for December, 2011
NFS: Not For Storage
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011Is this a dagger that I see before me?
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011I’m linking to the HouChron and not the WP because the HouChron story contains an illustration of the daggers and the book. (“Chapter 2: Ninja Equipment”?)
Or, as we in the civilized world call it, “six inches”. About the length of a ballpoint pen.
The awesome power of the Internet.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011I went over to ask a cow orker a question, and he had this up on his monitor. And I said “What?!”
List of animals with fraudulent diplomas.
So it isn’t quite “A Short, Incomplete, and Somewhat Random List of People Who Have Had Their Heads Impaled on a Spike on London Bridge“, but still fun.
But hey! At least the trains ran on time!
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011(By way of Balko, who calls this “The most vile thing you’ll read today.” It is still early, but we feel that we’re going to have a hard time arguing with that.)
(And by the way, the whole “trains ran on time” thing? Not so much.)
Important medical news.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011This is why I only use single-malt scotch in my Neti pot. (Mixing it with Mountain Dew is optional.)
The OSU Sanction.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011(I really liked The Eiger Sanction
(And I’m more than a little surprised that there’s been no FARK link yet.)
Quote of the day.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011Indeed. In our studies of the history of technology, we have found that much scientific and technical advancement is motivated by that same principle.
Grand juries gone wild! On the next TMZ!
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011We have previously covered the grand jury investigation into the Harris County DA’s Office. We have not posted on this in a while, mostly because up until the past few days, there was not much going on.
The latest development is that prosecutor Rachel Palmer was summoned to appear before the grand jury and refused to answer questions.
This Lisa Falkenberg column contains a good summary of the most recent developments. And The Hon. Murray Newman is still all over this as well.
By way of Jay G.
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011Our first thought was “Dead rats? Not dead gophers?”
Our second thought was, “Is the gopher even indigenous to Massachusetts?”
On the first day of Christmas, the TSA gave to me…
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011So. Many. Jokes. So. Little. Time.
Edited to add: You know, I think I’m going to crowdsource this. Can you, my faithful and cheerful readers, come up with appropriate lyrics for TSA Christmas Carols? Leave them in comments. Just to make this fun, best lyrics submitted before December 31st (as determined by a committee consisting of myself, Lawrence, and Mike the Musicologist, pending the agreement of the latter two) wins a crappy prize, probably something I have duplicates of.
Edited to add 2: It doesn’t have to be set to “The 12 Days Of Christmas”, by the way. You can use any Christmas tune, up to and including “Fairytale of New York“. But unless you think we’ll immediately recognize the tune from your lyrics, please do make a note of it in the comments.
TMQ watch: December 20, 2011.
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011Oh, look! TMQ got us a Christmas present. To quote John Gruber (who is actually quoting Norm MacDonald): “Happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap.”
After the jump, what we’ve been dreading all year…
Ah. Memories.
Monday, December 19th, 2011Remember Randy Adams?
Sure you do. Randy “Hire me to be police chief of Bell and approve my disability retirement at the same time” Adams. Yeah, that one.
It seems that the judge in the case of the “Bell 8” is wondering why Mr. Adams is not on trial.
The DA’s answer to that question is: we didn’t have enough evidence for an indictment. However, the city’s dealings with Adams are part of the charges against Robert “Ratso” Rizzo and Angela Spaccia. Not that there’s anything wrong with the DA picking the cases he feels like he can get indictments on. Just interesting that the judge is asking questions.