Archive for November, 2011

Hail, Columbia!

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

No, wait, we can’t.

The Columbia marching band won’t be allowed to play for this Saturday’s final game. Apparently, it bothered the administration that the band used alternative lyrics for the Columbia fight song.

Not including one-game seasons in the 1870s, this could be the seventh year Columbia loses all its games and the 11th time Columbia goes 0-7 in the Ivy League.

This, in turn, reminds me of an article I found over the weekend. (I was searching Google to see if a college football team had forfeited a game in recent memory.)

ESPN’s list of the worst college football teams of all time. Columbia (from 1983-1988) is #4. (By the way, the “teams” description is ESPN’s, not mine.)

Still alive.

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

Just not much to write about, and working on a final project for school.

I feel like I should write something about the Austin F1 race, but I don’t know what to make of the situation at the moment. It feels like a huge scam, but I can’t tell who is scamming who.

I also feel like I should write something about the passage of HR822, but:

  1. Other people said it better.
  2. Okay, so it passed the House. It still has to pass the Senate, and be signed into law. When it becomes law, then I’ll celebrate. But I think there’s still a long road to travel.

I also feel like I should write something about the Astros situation. Not that I care about baseball, but I have covered it before. The problem I have is that almost all of the coverage at this point is speculative; ask  me again after today’s meeting, when a final deal is (or is not) made.

Edited to add: Okay, it is now official. Jim Crane is the new owner of the Astros.

As part of the deal, Crane was required to give baseball the power to move the Astros to the American League West. That move is expected to happen in 2013, but won’t be finalized until the sport’s new collective bargaining agreement is in place.

TMQ Watch: November 15, 2011.

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

We are sure that folks have been wondering: exactly how is TMQ going to deal with the 8,000 pound elephant in the room? Well, now’s our chance to find out in this week’s TMQ…

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Your loser update: week 10, 2011.

Sunday, November 13th, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis

In ancient times…

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people… the Druids

No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock… Of Stonehenge

Happy Nigel Tufnel Day, everyone.

“The Ones Who Set Off Bombs In The Crowds At Those Festivals in Omelas”

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

John Scalzi needs no help from me, but I wanted to link to his “Omelas State University” entry anyway because:

  1. I think he pretty much hits it out of the ballpark and into the windshield of a car in the parking lot with this one.
  2. I have a certain fondness for “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” as an example of an SF story that also touches on ethical questions like Kant’s categorical imperative. I know I probably sound like a member of the freshman philosophy B.S. debate club, but it hasn’t been that long since I took “Ethical Analysis”.
  3. That said, I also really like the critical comments by John Barnes and Elizabeth Moon on “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas”. I remember reading the debate on “The Cold Equations” in NYRSF; if someone did a similar debate on “Omelas” in book form, I’d buy that. And, yes, I’d preorder the John Barnes book, too.

Let’s do some random stuff, just for the heck of it.

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Wilson Ramos, catcher for the Washington Nationals, kidnapped in Venezuela.

Gangsters killed and beheaded an Internet blogger Wednesday in Nuevo Laredo, the fourth slaying in the city involving people associated with social media sites since early September.

Floyd Landis has been convicted of “hacking into the computers” of a French drug testing lab, and given a 12 month probated sentence.

(By the way, I know the Jefferson County and landfill stories are on FARK, and I usually don’t throw up links that are already on FARK. In the Jefferson County case, I wanted to link that because I swear I’ve covered Jefferson County here before; but I can’t find that link right now. As far as the landfill goes, that’s one of those stories that I think is too important not to link.)

(And speaking of FARK, does anyone have a take on what’s going on with the FARK moderators and JoePa? There seems to be a lot of criticism in the FARK threads that the mods have been several days late and more than a few dollars short in greenlighting Penn State related threads. I know there are three things in life that FARKers love: beer, the female anatomy, and complaining about the moderators. But even by FARK standards, the criticism has been pointed and sustained.)

This is intended to enrage you. (#2 in a series)

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

They were dumped in a landfill.

Today’s muncipal bankruptcy…

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

…is brought to you by Jefferson County, Alabama.

…burdened with more than $4 billion in debt. The bills began to mount in recent years after officials borrowed to fix a broken sewer system, and then entered into some ill-advised and corruption-laced refinancing deals that backfired with the mortgage lending crisis.

“ill-advised”? “corruption laced”? Interesting.

Here’s coverage from the Birmingham News.

JoePa.

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

After all, it is sportsfirings.com.

(Also hookersnblow.net, hookersnblow.org, and dirtyexchangeshutdown.com.)

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Philadelphia Inquirer.

Obit watch: November 9, 2011.

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bil “Family Circus” Keane.

In his honor, let me link to a couple of my favorite “Family Circus” strips.

Okay, that was a little mean and unfair. How about this one?

I can’t put it any better than Josh did: “Dolly, grinning like a meth-crazed demon, announces to a horrified gathering of Eisenhower-era matrons that she plans to end her little recital with a tune about a stab-happy killer from a Weimar-era Marxist agitprop musical.”

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, sues whoever a spider can…

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

You’ll never guess who is suing the producers of “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark”.

No, really. Go ahead, try to guess.

Did you guess Julie Taymor? Very good. Take two gold stars and advance to the next blue square.

In recent months the producers of “Spider-Man” have been facing hard financial choices. Since opening to mixed reviews in June, “Spider-Man” has been one of the top-grossing shows on Broadway, regularly pulling in between $1.4 million and $1.6 million a week. Yet the weekly operating costs for this technically ambitious production total more than $1 million, and the producers have also had to make payments on loans they took out to mount “Spider-Man,” a show twice as expensive as any in Broadway history. Given the size of the production and the creative team, the producers also have an array of royalty obligations to several different artists.