Archive for October, 2011

Case brief: United States v. Aukai.

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

Last one, folks. This might be of more general interest, for reasons I outline below.

United States v. Aukai is unusual for a couple of reasons:

  1. Unlike all of our other case briefs, this was not a Supreme Court decision, but an en banc ruling by the notoriously flaky (with the exception of the honorable Judge Alex Kozinski, praise be unto him) Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.
  2. This is specifically a case involving airport security and the limits of TSA’s ability to perform searches.

In Aukai’s case, he made the mistake of trying to get through airport security with a meth pipe in his pocket and meth on his person. Even dumber, he made the mistake of doing this without ID, which meant he was automatically selected for secondary screening. During the secondary screening, Aukai tried to withdraw consent and leave the secured area of the airport: TSA detained him, and eventually discovered the meth pipe and meth.

Aukai challenged his conviction for possession with intent to distribute on the grounds that once he stated he didn’t want to be searched and went to leave the secured area, the TSA had no authority to detain and continue searching him; thus, the meth pipe and meth were products of an “unreasonable” search and seizure and should be excluded as evidence against him.

Here’s the brief.

Onion Field update.

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

Gregory Powell, about whom we have written previously, is seeking “compassionate release” from prison. Mr. Powell has been turned down 11 times for parole.

Former LAPD Officer Ian Campbell was unavailable for comment.

Edited to add 10/19: Not going to happen.

TMQ watch: October 18, 2011.

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

The more TMQ columns we observe, the more we think Gregg Easterbrook needs a good editor.

After the jump, this week’s TMQ:

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Your loser update: week 6, 2011.

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Miami
Indianapolis
St. Louis

Joke of the day.

Monday, October 17th, 2011

The bartender says, “I can’t serve you. We’re in different relativistic frames of reference.”

A “faster than light” neutrino walks into a bar.

(Hattip: SnarkyBytes.)

“B—h set me up!”

Monday, October 17th, 2011

California seems to be the home of that defense. I can’t find the post where I wrote about the teacher who had guns and drugs planted in his car (on school property) by his ex-wife and her boyfriend, but I do recall mentioning that.

Now we have a private detective agency that was allegedly taking money to set up ex-husbands on DUI charges.

I’ve got to admit that I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the way the LAT spins the story. I understand two chicks lured you to a bar, I understand one of them showed some cleavage; however, keeping under the legal limit is still your responsibility. There’s no evidence (and no accusation) that they drugged this poor guy’s drinks or anything like that.

On  the other hand:

In addition to setting up at least five DUIs, [Christopher Butler, the PI in question – DB] sold drugs for law enforcement officers and helped them open and operate a brothel, collecting and delivering the profits, according to prosecutors and a statement Butler gave them after his arrest.

That puts a different spin on things, but you don’t find out about these accusations until about halfway through the article.

Interesting legal note:

…prosecutors said Butler’s stings violated a little-used 19th century law that makes it a felony to conspire to subject another person to arrest. The female decoys have not been charged.

I wonder if Texas has a similar law?

Obit watch: October 17, 2011.

Monday, October 17th, 2011

I feel like I should say something about Dan Wheldon, but I don’t know what.

When I was a little kid, I was a big racing fan; I especially enjoyed watching the Indy 500. I still have a closet fondness for NASCAR: open-wheel racing kind of lost me with the whole CART/IndyCar debacle. But this is still just shocking and awful.

Surprising thing, though: the FARK threads have been more respectful than you’d think (this being FARK and all).

Random sports (and other) notes.

Monday, October 17th, 2011

I wasn’t planning to say anything about the Texas Rangers: last year was significant, this year, well, what can you say other than that they’ve gotten good?

However, I can’t help but take the opportunity to gloat a little here, since it appears that a Rangers/Cardinals World Series has John Gruber extremely upset. Poor guy.

Loser update tomorrow: Miami plays tonight.

“We’re the only ones professional enough to have 21 MP-5 submachine guns stolen from our training facility.”

Somewhat buried lead: the MP-5s were converted to fire blanks only.

The parts required to change the MP-5 back to live firing were for sale on a gun supply website. It was unclear, however, what documentation or background checks would be required to purchase them.

I am not an MP-5 armorer, but I would guess: probably none. I doubt any of those parts are serial numbered like AR lower receivers. And I’m curious where the LAT reporter got his information.

On Texas Soil.

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Steven Seagal, that is.

You may remember (from here or elsewhere) Mr. Seagal’s stint with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office, followed by his guest appearance with Joe Arpaio and the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. (I believe I failed to note that the subject of the cockfighting bust is suing Mr. Seagal.)

Anyway, Mr. Seagal has taken on a new law enforcement role: deputy with the Hudspeth County Sheriff’s Office. Hudspeth County is right on the border with Mexico (Wikipedia map.)

“It became very clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for the celebrity or the publicity,” Sheriff Arvin West said.

The current status of “Steven Seagal: Lawman” is unclear to me, but I welcome updates.

Everybody’s blogging these days.

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Including my sister, the doctor, who is now one of the bloggers on the Park City Mountain Resort “Snowmamas” site.

I’m delighted.

I’m also a little jealous, as she’s already made more off of her blogging than I have in two years.

But that’s not important. If you’re planning a family ski vacation, I strongly encourage you to consider Park City Mountain Resort. I know my sister and her family have been very happy with their stays there.

Noted.

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

I’ve been wondering if Roger Ebert was going to review the sequel to The Movie That We Do Not Discuss; after giving a zero-star review to the first one, was there any point in his reviewing the sequel?

Well, he finally got around to it. In keeping with our practice, we note this because it is also a zero-star review. We also question Ebert’s objectivity in reviewing this film. On the other hand, we really can’t work up the ability to be indignant that he chose to review it himself.

If you’re on the lam, you might want to avoid cats.

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

Just saying. It doesn’t look like they were good luck for Whitey Bulger.

Seriously, I’ve been meaning to throw up a link to this long and entertaining Boston Globe article about Whitey and his life on the run for a couple of days now. It has everything, including a former Miss Iceland who apparently ratted Whitey out. (My mother also forwarded a link saying that Miss Iceland is going to collect the $2 million reward offered by the FBI. Good luck to her: I hope Whitey’s friends, if he has any left, don’t reach as far as Iceland.)