Whipped Cream Difficulties

How do you top a college professor accused of pimping?

Would you believe a college professor who led a chapter of the Devils Diciples motorcycle gang, and who is charged with dealing meth?

The six-month investigation culminated with a joint drug task force raiding Kinzey’s home Friday, recovering a pound of methamphetamine as well as a number of rifles, handguns and biker paraphernalia, he said.

Damn. A pound of meth?

Edited to add: More detailed LAT article here. In response to Borepatch’s comment, neither of the articles say anything about the tenure status of the professors involved. But the accused pimp has apparently been working for his university since 1969, and the biker/drug dealer has been teaching at his university for ten years, so I’d be a little surprised if both of them weren’t tenured.