Archive for May, 2011

“The control of nature is won, not given.”

Monday, May 9th, 2011

I have noted in the past that I don’t like linking to XKCD; if you read this blog, you’re probably reading XKCD as well, so linking to it is like carrying coals to Newcastle or something equally pointless.

I’m breaking with policy because Randall Munroe has two things going today that I really like.

Thing #1: today’s strip. “You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.”

Thing #2: this blog post, which neatly and concisely summarizes what’s happening on the Mississippi River.

The floods above the system are expected to crest 6′ higher than in the 1927 flood, the highest in recorded history, and 7′ higher than the 1973 flood that almost destroyed the ORCS.

(ORCS is the Old River Control Structure, which limits the flow from the Mississippi to the Atchafalaya.)

(Subject line hattip: from the same place that McPhee got his title for The Control of Nature, the engineering building at the University of Wyoming.)

Academic update: Spring, 2011.

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

For some reason, the university’s Blackboard system has decided I’m not registered for any classes this semester, so I haven’t been able to check the final grades on my last two assignments.

However, overall grades, transcripts, and other administrative trivia are kept on a different system, and my professor has updated that system with the final grade in my “Applications in Business Programming” class (aka “Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Building Stuff in Visual Basic 2010, But Were Afraid to Ask”).

And? Well, we’ve got a theme going, let’s stick with it.

(Once again, from the great “Charlie Sheen Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons” site.)

Yeah. that was an A. 4.0 is still alive, baby.

I’ve had some preliminary conversations with my academic advisor. When the time comes (probably March 2012) assuming that I manage to hold things together this fall, I should be able to roll right into grad school without taking the GRE or GMAT. The university offers a night and weekend grad program that ends up with a Master of Science in Computer Information Systems. All I’ll need to roll straight in is a better than 3.2 GPA, and two references from professors at the University. (I already have two professors who have told me, “Any time you need a letter of reference or recommendation for anything, come see me; I will be more than happy to do that for you.”)

We’re getting down to the wire. (But not “The Wire”. Though Stringer Bell’s “there’s games beyond the f—ing game” may have some relevance here.) Two more semesters, four more classes. Next fall is “20th Century, Triumph and Tragedies”. I need three more credit hours of history, and this class is being taught by the same professor who taught “Modern Revolutions”. (That professor is also one of the two professors I’ve mentioned above.) Also on the schedule, as my “elective” (as in, “I need three credit hours of an elective”) is a course called “Constitutional Criminal Procedure”. Quoting from the catalog:

An examination of the United States Supreme Court’s interpretations of the constitutional requirements relating to probable cause, arrest, search and seizure, stop and frisk, the exclusionary rule, the plain view doctrine, electronic surveillance, post custodial interrogation, and confessions.

That should be fun. (Have I mentioned that I’m flirting with the idea of taking the LSAT? I’m not giving a lot of serious thought to going to law school at the moment, but I’m curious to see how I’d do.)

Jumping Jack Flash…

Friday, May 6th, 2011

I’m as concerned about high gas prices as the next guy. Here’s an interesting story for you involving Internet sock puppetry by an oil company, plus out-of-control spending on expensive booze.

“How can the price of gas not go up when they indulge in such extreme luxury?” asked an angry online commentary by the person who posted the invoices under a pseudonym.

BP? No, Sinopec, the Chinese oil company.

What is it with people?

Friday, May 6th, 2011

They always want to focus on the worst-case scenario.

Sure, if you get wolf pups for your kids, there’s a chance that the wolves will eat your children. But that’s the worst case scenario. Anyway, the wolves are unlikely to eat more than one of the kids.

And, hey, what’s the best-case scenario? Your kids will go on to found Rome. Weighted against that possibility, don’t your worries about kids being eaten seem kind of trivial?

We could fly a helicopter, nothing left to talk about.

Friday, May 6th, 2011

The NYT, the WP, Wired, and Aviation Leak are all over the stealth helicopter beat. (Note: that WP link is a video, and will play a commercial before the video starts.)

I don’t have much to say about this at the moment, but I did think it’d be useful to provide a roundup of the coverage. If anyone has any additional reliable links (not bar speculation from people who claim to be former members of SEAL Team 6) please feel free to drop them in comments.

Edited to add: Here’s something else interesting from the WP: a summary of Spec Ops: Case Studies in Special Operations Warfare: Theory and Practice, or, as the Posties put it “The book the SEALs read”. We were previously unaware of Admiral McRaven’s book, but plan to order a copy today.

Obit watch: May 6, 2011.

Friday, May 6th, 2011

This one’s going out to Mike the Musicologist: Arthur Laurents.

Randomness in my pocket like grains of sand.

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

I have no joke here, I just like saying “competitive pole dancing“.

In case you were wondering, the sanctioning organization appears to be the US Pole Dancing Federation.

Lawrence pointed me to Bill Simmons’ recent column about the NBA playoffs. I don’t care much about the NBA, but I loves me a good “The Wire” quote fest. Shame that Simmons couldn’t find a way to work what’s recently become my own personal favorite quote, but what can you do?

Snark.

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

A University of Texas student was held at gunpoint and robbed by two men near a campus garage early Thursday morning, a police spokeswoman said.

Good thing we didn’t pass that concealed carry on campus bill, eh?

Art (Acevedo) damn it, Art! watch (#O of a series).

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

We have been covering the ongoing struggle between Officer Leonardo Quintana and the Austin Police Department: the APD kept firing Officer Quintana, and Officer Quintana kept being reinstated by arbitrators.

The verdict is now in on Officer Quintana’s latest appeal. Officer Quintana is now ex-Officer Quintana.

Obit watch: May 5, 2011.

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Jackie Cooper.

Link goes to the LAT obit, but I want to highlight this obit from the Onion AV Club. I think Sean O’Neal does a very good job of summarizing Cooper’s work and explaining why his passing matters, without the usual condescending idiocy that characterizes much of the AV Club’s work.

“It’s not a balloonl It’s an airship!”

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Slow news day. But I did find this LAT article interesting: Goodyear has commissioned three new blimps.

The replacements will be longer (246 feet versus 192 feet), will fly faster (73 mph versus 54 mph) and have more gondola seats (13 versus seven, including pilot).

I wasn’t aware you could get 54 mph out of a blimp, much less 73 mph. (According to Wikipedia, that’s close to the cruising speed of a Piper Cub.)

I’m sure it comes as no great shock to anyone except me that ZLT Zeppelin Luftschifftechnik has a web site. At least, I think that’s their web site.

Check out the link to Zeppelin Hangar FN. Their online menus even have prices!

(Probably unnecessary subject line hattip.)

TMQ Watch: May 3, 2011.

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

So we’ve reached the last TMQ of the interregnum. What pressing questions were you hoping TMQ would answer? “What does Bin Laden’s death mean for U.S./Pakistan relations?” “Trump: serious contender or joke?” Nope…

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